CLEAR, Cocaine and Conspiracy Theory

Author: James Collins

If you’ve been keeping up with events at PRWatch then you were probably waiting for this one.  It seems we have been accused, Kevin and myself the primary authors of this site, of being some kind of mafia figures.

I don’t know where to start with that.

Joel Dalais, the victim of the recent internet troll who admitted to cocaine use, accepted an offer of cocaine, agreed to secret political donations and “personal tips” for members of the CLEAR executive committee, has issued a statement.  Here it is …

http://www.pdfhost.net/index.php?Action=Download&File=91f4ac12b2a7d9eddbf210ffb19db102

Just so you don’t think we’re trying to run from “the truth”, we figured we would let you have a gander at this.  We’re not running away.  The contents of this manifesto of madness are just that – highly refined, 100% pure weapons-grade bullshit.  It’s absolutely nuts.  If you check out the CLEAR site, they distance themselves from it as well.  It’s deep inside tinfoil hat territory.

Joel is saying that somebody at PRWatch (whomever he is accusing, rumors persist that I do not exist, something I take great humor in) is actually the mysterious “Sarah/Internet Against Racism”.  His evidence is that we both have anonymous email accounts.

By that logic everyone with a Hotmail address is Bill Gates.  Joel must have flunked out of science class while his age was still in single digits.  His powers of logic are not well-developed, even for a raving, paranoid cocaine addict, this stuff is absolutely crazy.  I would be less crass and dismissive, but the accusation doesn’t call for such; this all-encompassing conspiracy theory of his is just screaming for a strait jacket and a syringe full of anti-psychotics.

Joel’s document claims he is going to charge the perpetrators of the hoax with “entrapment”, “breaking data protection” and “intent to supply”.  Here’s why that is beyond silly.

To begin with, the only way this would be entrapment is if “Sarah” worked for law enforcement.  I’m assuming that isn’t the case.  I think even the stupidest narcotics cop would have more creativity than to saunter up to Joel on the Internet with an anonymous email account and say “psst, hey buddy, want some blow?”

The police have more respect for the average drug smuggler than this, mainly because they’ve already tried it and it never works.  This is a rare occasion.  Joel must construct a conspiracy theory around the whole thing, because to admit otherwise would be to admit the problem here is that he is suffering from an epic degree of gullibility.  Running from the truth at full-tilt, Joel Dalais pulls out the saucer people to cover his tracks.

As far as breaking data protection…what?  Nothing was hacked, no passwords were stolen, no data was removed by theft.  Joel just offered himself up like a pig with an apple in his mouth to the gods of internet trolling, and now that he’s on the spit-roast he’s crying about it.  It’s not a nice try, it’s not an intimidating threat; it isn’t even a good non sequitur.  I’m totally fucking lost where he thinks he is going with that.

His last claim is that he is going to charge somebody, the shady Mafioso figure behind PRWatch, NORML UK, the UK Cannabis Social Clubs, and indeed the Knights Templar and the Order of the Rose Cross, with “intent to supply”.

The only way the intent of the emailer to supply cocaine is legitimate is if Joel had legitimate intent to receive that cocaine.  See the trouble?  You’re getting it, right?  Little “Slow Timmy” at the back of the room with a G.I. Joe jammed in his nostril is nodding enthusiastically, so I have to conclude everyone else gets it too.

That’s right, Joel.  The nuts and bolts of it are simple: Either you and “SimplySarah” form a conspiratorial dyad and you are both guilty of a serious crime, or you just fell for the goofiest hoax ever.  Pick one.  It’s one or the other.  You’re the dumbest sack of shit stinking up the streets of the UK, or you could face incarceration for intent to smuggle Class A narcotics over international borders.

I don’t need to hear the answer.

CLEAR has actually posted notification of Joel Dalais resigning his position on the executive committee while I write.  It seems as a further admission of guilt, Joel is falling on his sword to protect the reputation of the people he just out-idioted.  I suppose his brief chapter in CLEAR wasn’t meant to last.

Since he pulled off the stupidest stunt in CLEAR history, I suppose this is fitting.  It is better to burn out than to fade away.

James Collins – NOT a member of NORML UK, NORML, UKCSC’s, CIA, FBI, MI5, KGB, DEA, Interpol, The Bilderberg Group, CSIS, Knights Templar, Agents of Discord, Illuminati, The Saucer People – or any other identifiable group.